The Entirely Honest Account of
Eli & Ra
What is Eli & Ra? Well, you see, it’s more
of a question of who is. It all started in August
of 2004 when Elijah Ebenezer Wyman, a prolific and
morbidly witty songwriter, married Rhonda Jenifer
Dudek, a highly skilled metalsmith among other things.
Like all great stories, theirs is full of superlatives,
for any attendee can attest to the fact that their
wedding was the hottest wedding that has ever and
will ever take place. Sweat was mistaken for tears
and tears were excused as sweat.
With the union of Eli & Ra, their powers and skills
were combined into a seething, raging, magical beast
of artistic energy. In the following years they opened
and ran a gallery, set up festivals and DIY shows,
released albums, toured the eastern seaboard, adopted
a tailless cat, and got lost in the Rocky Mountains.
Today they continue living a great adventure life
and this is part of it. This site is an outlet for
the mostly whimsical (though sometimes useless) stuff
that Elijah and Rhonda create. You will find music,
and clothes, and journals, and maybe even stories.
Whatever it is, rest assured that it is 100% handmade
by Eli or Ra or Eli & Ra.
You may find it interesting
to read a bit more about our couple:
-Name: Elijah Ebenezer Wyman
- 12/25/84 -Place of Birth:
La Jolla, CA -Favorite Food:
Whatever his Dr.’s haven’t banned.
-Staple Outfit: Blue Jeans. Grey
Shirt. -Broken Bones Count:
0 -Total # of Tailless Cats Rescued
During Lifetime: 2 (One named Kitty and
one named Puppy. One born that way and the other
amputated.) -First Car Owned:
1984 Volvo Sedan with spray painted flames.
-Name: Rhonda Jenifer Wyman
- 08/24/81 -Place of Birth:
Fayetteville, NC -Favorite Frozen
Dessert: Hazelnut Gelato. -Pet
Peeve: When people make that gross, coughing,
lung sound before they spit. -Least
favorite animal: Any kind that won't
cuddle with her. -Total # of Hammers
Owned That CANNOT be used for nails:
Probably like 20+. Seriously.
-First Car Owned: 1973 Gremlin
baby! No breaks. Denim Interior.
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This is Pica. They only had her for 2 months because
their cat named Puppy wanted to scratch her eyes out
and they couldn't afford the bill if it did actually
happen. She was the cutest puppy ever though.